Bach Bach Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Fancy Dress Party Jokes More Fancy Dress Party Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing