Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!