What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.