What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.