Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears