Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).