What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.