What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.