What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.