What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?