How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!