When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.