Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest