Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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They steal the green cards.

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Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Take the parent out of the water

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt