Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.