Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Golf Game Jokes More Golf Game Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.