What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.