Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!