What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.