What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)