What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!