How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted