Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.