Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.