Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Just in case you get a hole in one.

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In case you get a hole in one.

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In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Incase he gets a hole in one

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.