What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human