What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !