What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo