What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?