Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Run Race Jokes More Run Race Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.