Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Run Race Jokes More Run Race Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta