Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Run Race Jokes More Run Race Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.