What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.