What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.