Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...