What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.