What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.