What's pun plus pun?

Poo

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject