What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.