What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.