What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.