When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"