I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
A dead duck.
My erection.
he asks with a large smile on his face.
But I don't have a .........oooooh.
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
Because Seven was a registered six offender.
A condom
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
my mom asked Gravity, I replied.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
This is non-cents!
