Clerk Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!