Quit being nosey.
Cancer
Cancer. Happy new years folks!
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Because it was soda-pressing
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"