Quit being nosey.
Oh comb all ye faithful'
Jungle bells.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
They told him he was good at deriving
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
He caught on fire.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
