What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.