What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"