What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys