How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.