Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
It was for the grater good.
A comic relief.
When you marry her as a billionaire.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)