What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

College Jokes More College Jokes

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Miracle Jokes More Miracle Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.