What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit