What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!