Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?

She got hit by a bus.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus