Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long