Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus