What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

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What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.