What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!