What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!