What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!