Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

How long does a dog's bark last?

ly a second.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do old people smell like?

Depends