What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.