How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.