How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.