Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Mother's Day.