What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.