Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.