Pilgrim Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Plymouth Rock Jokes More Plymouth Rock Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"