Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.