Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.