Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.