A bus driver.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
You Pokemon
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Harambe
Because they are already covered.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
