Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.