Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control