Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy