Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY