What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.