What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.