What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.