Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor