Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Previous Random Joke Next
Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars