Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What is an Eskimos best friend?

pol ice